Marshall does get his revenge on Barney, but having Lily pose as pair twins that he gave chlamydia to while he tries to take home a pair of twins at MacLaren's. This job was given to him by Greg Fisher, the man who stole Shannon away from him in 1998, and pays an immense amount of money (16 "craploads" according to Future Ted). Barney was born sometime between 1974 and 1976 and grew up in Staten Island. In one porch dialogue, Barney speaks to Andy about buying his folks a septic tank for their anniversary. In Unpause, his job is revealed to literally be P.L.E.A.S.E., an acronym for Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything, a job which gives AltruCell (and later GNB) a scapegoat. But Barney becomes even more disturbed because he slept in the same bed as a woman and didn't make a move and accuses her of "spooning" him against his will. Duke Silver is an alias used by Ron Swanson to perform jazz on the tenor saxophone. In Cleaning House​​​​​​​​​​​​​​, he managed to talk the rest of the group into helping him pack up the stuff at his childhood house as a two-day job despite the others claiming there is no way he could talk them into it. He is an avid blogger and laser tag fan. They had plans to go into Peace Corps together and lose their virginity to one another. This whole scenario turns out to be a hoax orchestrated by Robin to give Barney the most memorable bachelor party ever. 149 Pages. Wikis. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (during a christening). In Duel Citizenshp, Barney thought of Canada as being across the Atlantic. In the season finale, Barney runs into Nora and apologizes to her and asks if she would like to grab a cup of coffee. In Robin 101​​​​​​​​​​​​​​, after Ted asked Barney whether or not he was the worst student ever when he was in school, Barney said he was told that he "had A.D... something" before asking again if they could have class outside, meaning that he probably suffers from ADHD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder). His abandonment issues would worsen when Marshall decides to leave GNB. The same situation occurred again in Lobster Crawl where after getting a stain on his tie, Cornelius, he attempts to "revive" him even going as far to use mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. "This is going to be legen... wait for it ...dary!". Afterward, Quinn is told she can leave but Barney must stay, but Barney tells her to wait and that he will finally reveal the magic trick. This is shown as he acted as Ted's wingman for the entire series and helped Marshall get a job when he had financial troubles. Later, Barney runs into Quinn in a coffee house, she then offers to buy Barney's coffee and asks him to sit with her, indicating she really may. This caused Ted to confront his father and learn that his parents are divorced and that his mother is currently dating someone else. He stays for 9 hours straight, and Nora, touched by his persistence, agrees to go out with him again. We ought to book you on one of those excursion lines. A gossip and gadfly, Barney is known for blabbing both personal and police secrets (such as Andy's scrutiny of women's rings at the jewelry store, or the locale and time of a stakeout or arrival of an armored car). He goes to her when she is in San Francisco and tells her to come back before she loses Marshall, and is shown emotionally upset when he thinks she and Marshall are getting divorced. Due to his friend's interference, Barney reveals the truth to his mother, but is relieved when she tells him that she isn't disappointed with him. In seventh grade, Barney was bullied by Matthew Panning, who bragged about how he had sex with 100 girls. March 6, 2012 Litterbot; All Aboard! Barney was nevertheless proud of his war record: "I did my part to lick the dreaded Hun," he boasted on one occasion. Jan 13, 2014 - Match Carpe Diem Large Box at Barneys.com. Walks into traffic when angry or in a hurry. Barney wins every single prize, all of which he gives to Marshall and Lily as wedding gifts. In September 2019, Barney finds out he will become a father, after a one-night stand. Nearly being barred from singing engagements was a dilemma for Barney, and is highlighted by several episodes, most notably, Barney and the Choir and The Song Festers. He also has a trained singing voice which is arguably on par with Leonard Blush. Barney then told Ted to be silent for the next five minutes as a blonde woman, named Audrey, arrived. (The Playbook). Not believing the blue whale incident to be true, Robin challenges Barney to contest to see how many exhibits they could touch in the museum. It contains My Favorite Things. He is very loyal to his family and friends. Oh, What a Day! It was the sixth episode of the first season aired in the United States. Barney has no problem lying or using extremely ridiculous methods to charm women. A cover of the Rogers and Hammerstein standard "My Favorite Things" was one of two new tracks from The Complete Ho! Gomer[src] Gomer Pyle was the simple-minded gas station attendant and later auto mechanic in the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show, played by Jim Nabors. This gullibility is evident in many episodes, including, Barney's First Car where he is conned into buying a lemon from a crafty old widow. Regardless of this change, Barney has shown to have a somewhat childish personality as well. Barney notices this and realizes that Robin has developed romantic feelings for Ted. Another gag has Barney locking himself or together with Andy in one of the jail cells, with the keys usually just out of reach. Although the deputy fancies himself a singer, he has a "tin ear". Vorgeschichte des Albums. Realizing what Barney wants to see, Jerome pretends to drink and acts crazy to impress Barney, but this leads to them getting arrested. Just look at all the good things to eat. Barney is turned off by this, but later confronts her after Marshall and Lily tell him what Robin did. Ted and Robin then reveal the truth that the two of them broke up. Later, Marshall declares the Thanksgiving of 2009 as Slapsgiving 2 and delivers the fourth slap of the slap bet to Barney. My Favorite Things (October 12, 1993) The Dentist Makes Me Smile (October 13, 1993) Stop, Look and Be Safe! In Something Borrowed, after several disasters occur right before Lily and Marshall's wedding, they decide to get married outside and before their actual wedding ceremony. When the gang is invited to gala party at the National History Museum, Barney reveals to his friends that when he was six years old he knocked down the blue whale exhibit. After Barney gets a hold of the Robin Sparkles video and plays it for the gang, Barney slaps Marshall because it starts out like porno. It was later re-released on DVD in 2003. Ironically, Barney later acquired knowledge of military discipline from Hugo Hopfleisch, a retired German soldier who served in World War I and eventually took up residence in Mayberry. With Ted single again, Barney resumes his position as Ted's wingman and tries to get him over his breakup with Robin. from 1964-69. When he tells this story to Lily and his cardiologist, Lily tells him that he does want those things and the cardiologist confirms from the heart monitor that he was wearing that at time of the date his heart literally skipped a beat. Barney would also fulfill his childhood promise of sleeping with 200 women. In Trilogy Time​​​​​​​​​​​​​, Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Using his "Have you met Ted?" Barney does get Ted the opportunity to create a new firing room, but Ted doesn't want to build a place where people get fired so Bilson fires him. The two of them start talking about laser tag and Barney begins to truly like her. Now, what did you do with my sideburns? The accidental discharge of Barney's pistol becomes a running gag: Barney gives a lecture on gun safety and either shoots the floor through his holster or assuming the safety latch is on, causes the gun to fire. Both being magicians, they get out of their handcuffs and head back to Jerome's house to make sure J.J. gets his fishing trip. The traffic violator then dispatches a seductive female reporter to town and she prompts Barney for details of Andy's life, twisting them into transgressions. Some of the catchphrases Barney uses are "Suit Up! In Tick Tick Tick, Barney sleeps with Robin while he was still dating Nora. Like Andy, who was stationed in France, Barney served in World War II, although he was a file clerk who never left the United States (he stated that "me and this other fella ran the PX library" on Staten Island). Barney would later get jealous of Don when she and Don move in together. Barney then told Audrey that Ted is his deaf brother, Edward. In reality, Quinn's life is great and she seems to be on good terms with Robin and the rest of the gang. In 1998, Barney had graduated college and was working with his girlfriend, Shannon, in a coffee shop. However, he seems a little uncomfortable about it and asks her what would make her stop stripping. ", "You're real funny, you know that? Barney And His Friends Wiki. Barney tells Ted that he's going to teach him how to live. Later, while Barney is performing the second act, Marshall walks up to Barney and uses the second slap of Slap Bet. He tries to seduce her with a cheesy lie, but Nora sees right through it. After Marshall's father dies of a heart attack, Barney calls his mother and tells her that he's ready to meet his father. Unlike other women, she didn't believe in any of Barney's initial lies when he tried to sleep with her. More than once... Wow, that's... [clicking tongue] I guess if we're splitting hairs, then technically there was a plurality to the times I've lied to women for sex-having purposes. Later, while watching the music video again, Marshall surprisingly slaps Barney using up the first slap. After Ted gets into a relationship with Victoria, Barney no longer wants to be a wingman for Ted. Mr. Also Barney and Quinn move in together. Eagle Eye Barney is just one of Barney's many nicknames. Although hesitant to admit it, Ted enjoyed hanging out with Barney. but Barney brings him out drinking. They reveal they planned to lose their virginity to one another only after they got married. Genetics aside, Barney and "Ange" (as he frequently addresses Andy, a derivation from Knotts' real-life nickname for Griffith) are best friends, having grown up together in Mayberry, and Barney maintains warm relations with Andy's son Opie and his Aunt Bee. She thinks that Robin still might have feelings for him, but after meeting Robin's new boyfriend Nick, she is okay with it. That's what they say. In The Broath, the gang notice that Quinn is controlling towards Barney. Nabors continued the character in his own starring vehicle, Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. Although Marshall initially refuses, he has no choice but to take the internship position in the legal department at Barney's company when Lily ruins an expensive wedding dress. It was released in 1998 by BBC and Ragdoll Productions and on 11 May 1999 in the US by PBS. This is a list of video releases for the children's television series Barney & Friends. Later, Barney calls up Ted and forces him to hand out and bros' night out. It is almost impossible for Barney to take a bad photo, as he always appears standing in the exact same pose, independent of the pose he was photographed in (Robin took one in, Barney has been unable to use chopsticks properly in several episodes, though this is later shown to be an elaborate ruse Barney has constructed so he can make a winnable bet with Marshall and Lily to see Lily topless. Ted tells Barney that this going to happen so he might as well help move out his things. Throughout his childhood, Barney was constantly lied to by his mother to protect his feelings; for example Barney was told by his mother that he couldn't play basketball because he was too good, and it wasn't fair for the other kids, but in reality, his coach knew Barney wasn't good enough for the team. Afterwards, Barney was coping with being single again, which led to brover and bro-bibs. In Tick Tick Tick, Barney cheats on Nora with Robin. Barney overhears this and decides to go back to the scene on his own but Andy decides to comes along. She accepts. She tells Barney that her life is terrible after their break-up. After numerous misfires (usually a Colt or Smith & Wesson M&P .38 caliber revolver), Andy restricts Barney to carrying only a single bullet in his shirt pocket, "in case of an emergency." Barney's life of debauchery wears thin as he matures and experiences several serious relationships, in particular his on-off relationship with Robin. However, the bullet always seems to find its way back into the pistol where, predictably, it is accidentally discharged. What do you think this car runs on, coal? Barney becomes upset at the idea of Ted being a father and missing out on great adventures to take care of the child. The story focuses on the adventures of two kids, Emmy and Max, and their dragon friends Ord, Cassie, Zak, Wheezie, and Quetzal. During the trip, Barney asks his father how he stopped his party lifestyle and how even though he loves partying, he doesn't want to love it and believes that he's "broken". Barney is often shown to be ignorant of popular culture. Barney asked Ted for his name and before leaving the bathroom he told Ted that he likes him. He loves that job. Pulling up to the scene, Barney stops the car and makes Andy get out so he can handle it on his own. Alphabet Soup! The episode, A Change of Heart​​​​​​​​​​​​​, reveals that Nora actually made Barney's heart skip a beat. While Ted is not always receptive to Barney's ideas, the two remain very close friends. Barney: Oh boy! Barney said in one episode that he has a shrink for narcissism, a mental illness where you are physically or sexually in love with your appearance. He sheepishly admits to playing up to the sexy reporter (one of the rare times he admits to getting full up of himself), but vowing that Andy is an outstanding lawman, whose caring methodology is far more effective than "going by the book." He then became frightened when Audrey started talking to Ted in sign language. Robin continues the video showing that it's a music video and Robin was a teenage, Canadian pop star. Despite the fact that Ted has said on more than one occasion that Marshall is his best friend, Marshall and Barney still sometimes argue over who holds the coveted title. Barney and Quinn spend the summer of 2012 happily engaged, but trouble is on the horizon when Arthur Hobbs gives Barney the idea of a Pre-nup. My Favorite Things ist ein Jazz-Album von John Coltrane, aufgenommen durch Tom Dowd in New York City am 21., 24. und 26. Defeated, the farmers pack up and leave. Ted realizes after this that Barney has developed romantic feelings for Robin so he stops his purely sexual relationship with Robin. After realizing this, Barney stops his pursuit and plays Battleship with Robin, promising to not tell Ted her secret. Eventually, Lily cracks and admits that it's awful. When Andy makes a more serious warning to the farmers later, they reveal that they had run off a deputy earlier. In The Drunk Train​​​​​​​​​​​​​, Barney tries several plays on her, but she doesn't fall for them, and tells him that he has no chance with her. "My Favorite Things" is a song recorded by Gary Hoey. Barney Episodes Wiki. She accepts. On Thanksgiving, Barney receives the third slap of the slap bet that he lost to Marshall, who renamed the day as Slapsgiving. Barney would then get into a slump of his own when he reunites with Rhonda French, the woman who took his virginity. Barney, determined to find out the secret, eventually comes to the conclusion that Robin is pregnant. Barney reveals to Ted that he and Quinn slept together at his apartment, but denies that he has feelings for her, and takes one of the drunk girls home, but he tells her he can't do this and when she asks if he has a girlfriend, he tells her that maybe sometime he will. However, Lily foils him by flashing him at the last moment, causing him to lose his focus and mess up, resulting in his loss of the bet. Later, Barney runs into Quinn in a coffee house, she then offers to buy Barney's coffee and asks him to sit with her, indicating she really may be interested. In Bachelor Party​​​​​​​​​​​​​, ignoring Marshall's pleas for a normal bachelor party, Barney interferes with Ted's bachelor party plans and ruins the party. Robin called Barney's Stormtrooper a Barbie wearing a diaper. While he worries that the wedding will be the worst ever, they reminisce about Ted's friend Punchy's wedding, being the worst one ever. She becomes upset after Barney explains that Ted didn't mind that Barney was making a move on her. An emotional powder-keg, Barney often overreacts with panic, despair, or bug-eyed fear. He is later seen hooking up with Penelope at MacLaren's. In a classic Barney fashion, it's revealed that he had secretly set up the entire thing and trained in the arts of Shinjitsu just so he could win the bet, if ever given the opportunity. In Ducky Tie​​​​​​​​​​​​​, Barney makes a bet with Marshall that he can do all the Shinjitsu techniques, in exchange for touching Lily's boobs. Eventually, this would lead Barney to fix all the problems the two were arguing about in an attempt to stop them from sleeping with each other. How I Met Your Mother Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. He has an emotional breakdown after he meets his younger half-brother, J.J., which stands for Jerome Junior. Eventually, they're released and they met a security guard that guarded the Liberty Bell, which gave Barney the idea he and Ted should lick it and be the only two people to have ever had licked the Liberty Bell. Barney & Friends was a children's show that aired from 1992-2009 and starred Barney, a purple Tyrannosaurus Rex, and his friends Baby Bop, B.J., Riff, and … It includes More Barney Songs and Barney's Musical Scrapbook. In one early episode, where Andy was briefly summoned away, acting sheriff Barney proceeds to book and lock up nearly everyone in town, including Mayor Pike. Giving Otis various kinds of sobriety tests before releasing him. 1 Personality 2 Creation 3 Design 4 Portrayal 4.1 Body Costume Performance 4.2 Voice 5 Trivia 6 Appearances 7 See Also 8 References BJ isa good friend of Barney's and the older brother of Baby Bop, whom he frequently calls "Sissy", though on rare occasions, he does call her by name. Their plan fails, but Barney and Robin realize themselves that their relationship isn't healthy and mutually break up. After he responds happily to the news, Robin faints. Shannon cheated on Barney, which sparked Barney's transformation into the man he is today. Ted describes Barney as "a complete degenerate" in Third Wheel​​​​​​​​​​​​​. Add new page . The gang asks Barney why he didn't tell Bob Barker the "truth", which he answers that it would upset him. Later, the farmers discover from the town locals that what Andy said about Barney was not true. Ted believed the story, which surprised Barney and admitted that he made up the story while peeing. Although Ted decides to continue pursuing Robin, Barney tries to convince Ted to do otherwise. Yet in another installment, "Cousin Virgil", Andy is introduced to Barney's backward cousin (played by Michael J. Pollard), who is obviously not related to the sheriff. He has said that he knows so much about the company's dirty secrets, he won't ever be fired, (Mosbius Designs​​​​​​​​​​​​​), although he was almost fired in the start of 2010 because he was blamed for the failure of a big merging. --Barney. Whenever asked what it is he does for a living, he always shakes off the question by laughing and saying "Please...". Marshall reveals Barney agreed to do anything Marshall asked of him after that point until he realized Marshall already knew Lily. Register Start a Wiki. ", "I had my eye on you right from the start, mister!" In The Keeper of the Flame, when Jubile Foster accuses a group of kids (which includes Andy's own son Opie) of burning down his barn, Barney suggests to Andy that they conduct a "line-up", where they "call in every kid in Mayberry", presumably to line them all up for serious questioning. One of Barney's previous 'methods' accidentally gets activated, and a girl is ready to hook up with Barney, which could ruin his relationship with Nora. Despite Barney being there to comfort Ted after he's left at the altar, Ted showed distrust in him when his sister, who Barney has always been attracted to, came to visit during Christmas time. Barney seems to have a preference with magic that involves fire, which caused his friends to have an intervention to get him to stop to using magic. While one can rule out a shared Taylor bond, the two could be related via Andy's maternal side, or most probably via Andy's late wife. Conversely, Andy knows that Barney's false bravado is a smokescreen for his insecurities and low self-confidence. (Old King Clancy), It's hinted that his job may include illegal activities, especially considering he's never told any of the gang exactly what his job is. Barney met Ted in the men's room of MacLaren's and not long afterward joined Ted at his booth to inform him that Barney was going to teach him how to live and thus their friendship began. After bystanders greet Quinn on the sidewalk, Barney fires a top GNB official and offers Quinn a job at the bank as an "executive strategy coordinator" - which turns out to be just something to help Quinn earn legitimate income. They remain close friends, and it is often shown they still care for one another as seen in Subway Wars​​​​​​​​​​​​​ when Barney tackles Ted so Robin will win. Date of death. Then six-year-old Barney knocked down the blue whale hung from the museum's ceiling by throwing a triceratops' rib at it. It's where your interests connect you with your people. Games Movies TV Video. (This is from an instance where Barney teaches Opie and his friends about the law. Marshall, after reading some of Barney's documents, is afraid of what they did to the drinking water in Lisbon, and notes that if the contracts aren't carried out precisely, they will be at war with Portugal. When she sees he's back, she tells him that her father, who was still financially supporting her, wouldn't allow her to leave and told him to go on without her. Soon after, Barney met Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin. Cast Barney as Thomas Baby Bop as Mavis BJ as James Min as Emily Kathy as Rosie Shawn as Percy David as Toby Joe Ferguson as Sir Topham Hatt (guest) See also Thomas/Barney: My Favorite Things In 2010, Barney, James, and the rest of the gang go and help his mother pack since she is moving out of his childhood home. The Flintstones is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Barney and Quinn get held up by security. One of Barney's stranger quirks is a tendency to care for his clothing and accessories as if they were living people. Barney is very driven to achieve what he wants and will go to great lengths to make it happen. Unfortunately, he gets sick and the date is "cancelled" even though Nora takes care of him. Barney even has a gambling problem that he cultivated after Marshall made a bet with him one Super Bowl Sunday revealed in Monday Night Football. Greg tells Barney the key to picking up women is to have money and suits. Jack Package, The Commodore, Ted Mosby - The Architect, Barry, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barack Obama Jr., Neil Armstrong, Kristof Doppelganger, Mrs. Stinsfire, Jack Fantastic, Arnie Linson, Barn, The Barn Door, The Barnacle, Barnito Supreme, Broda, Jennifer, Swarley, Swarles, Swarhili, Bob Swarley-man, Swar-lay, Swarles Barkley, Swarlos, Swarlitos, Swarshmallow, Keyser Soze, The President of the United States of America, B-Dawg, Stinson-Natti, Bro-hio, Diaper Man, Swarleze Theron, Barnabus Stinson, Jim Nacho, Barney Westside, Luigi, B-Nasty. Barney then apologizes, and vows not to leave the 24 hour diner until he gets a second date. (October 19, 1993) A Very Special Delivery! Without you, we'd have to find some other sex-fueled, depraved animal to entertain us.". My Favorite Things is a Signing Time! He is the leader of TheDuke Silver Trio, and he performs at Cozy's Bar in Eagleton, Indiana, on the second Thursday of every month. Before he first meets her, shortly after meeting Marshall, he states that she is a "red-headed hottie". While packing, he and James find an un-mailed letter to Sam Gibbs with a childhood photo of them and "your son" written on the back. Barney and James meet James' father, Sam Gibbs. In The Scorpion and the Toad​​​​​​, Barney takes a single Marshall out to meet women at bars. BJ is a 7-year-old yellow male Protoceratops who has been on the show since Season 2 (1993). Barney did not learn to drive until at least 2005. He does, however, serenade Juanita over the office phone, without complaints. However, several episodes muddy the lineage and suggest that Barney may not be directly related to the Taylors. He wouldn't see Shannon again until 2006. This would lead to him betraying Ted after he and Robin sleep together. «My Favorite Things» er ein populær musikalsong, opphavleg frå Rodgers og Hammerstein-musikalen The Sound of Music frå 1959. The precise date of Barney's birthday has never been revealed. Have you ever successfully gotten a women in bed by lying to her? Another odd habit that only Ted has pointed out is that whenever making up statistics or, Barney tends to use the number 83, or some variation thereof (8.3 seconds in Ten Sessions). Barney often quotes things as being "Super dee-duper". Despite his shortcomings, Barney is zealous about law enforcement, regularly spouting off penal codes and ordinances to thugs and jaywalkers alike. It also has information about episodes, movies, and more. That night, Barney and Nora go on a date which might lead to sex, but several things go wrong such as Nora breaking a tooth and a depressed man ruining the mood by committing suicide right outside Barney's apartment. The children spend the day sharing their favorite things. If he fails, he has to wear Marshall's ducky tie for a full year. (gasps) But what else is open at night? Dragon Talesis a Canadian–American animated fantasy adventurechildren's television seriescreated byJim CoaneandRon Rodecker, and developed by Coane,Wesley Eure, Jeffrey Scott, Cliff Ruby, and Elana Lesser. Barney is also shown to be very persuasive at times. In Showdown​​​​​​​​​​​​​, Barney is chosen to be on the Price is Right. True story." She gives him Jerome's address and he writes him a letter. It is sometimes implied that Barney is attracted to Lily in a sort of 'forbidden fruit' way. Then there is a flash forward to Barney's wedding day, and when Ted walks into the bride's room, who is finally revealed to be Robin. Includes characters like Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Wilma Flintstone, and Betty Rubble. Uh, this place Moe's you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? Biographical information . When he returns, he discovered she was cheating on him with a businessman named Greg, who Barney had previously served as a customer, and who humiliated him for being a hippie. ", "All right, all right, all right! Barney is at first upset for Ted, but quickly excited after Ted tells him that he'll need a wingman. In the original Broadway production, this song was introduced by Mary Martin playing Maria and Patricia Neway playing Mother Abbess. Robin (in Desperation Day​​​​​​​), Lily (in Knight Vision), and Nora (in The Naked Truth​​​​​​​​​​​​​​) describe Barney as a "sociopath". Barney realizes that he has "caught" feelings for Robin and comes to Lily for advice. In a drunken state, he and Ted confront Robin, but this causes her to end her friendship with both of them so her relationship with Don is not jeopardized. His elaborate seduction techniques are a constant source of humor (typically for Marshall), amazement (typically for Ted), and disgust (typically for Lily) for the group. Nora was Barney's first Valentine's Day date. Barney and Lily have a unique friendship. Early in the series, Andy and Barney comment that they are cousins. In The Broath, Barney and Quinn announce that they are moving in together. Barney takes up residence in a few places including the Raleigh YMCA and Mrs. Mendelbright's boarding house (where she forbids him from owning either a "hot plate" cooker or a light bulb over 40 watts). Ted has told Barney that he's too liberal with the word "legendary". Barney is often overly analytical and alarmist about benign situations, such as the modest Mayberry crime scene. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. Barney and Robin did not work out as a couple for several reasons, and eventually broke up, claiming that the two of them in a relationship was 'an overload of awesome'. He goes to her when he falls in love with Robin, and lets her stay in his apartment when she needs a place, later using her to kick his one night stands out. Barney runs from the coffee shop distraught. After telling his early adulthood story (as above), he tells the gang that after he ran out on them when they were watching his video, he tracked Shannon down. As of Last Forever, Barney and Robin divorced after three years marriage (2013 - 2016), being unable to maintain their relationship while Robin's career went global. Barney tells fake history lessons, complicated lies, and deceptions with total confidence, and stubbornly sticks by even if they are completely nonsensical and over-exaggerated. He is a key player in helping Marshall and Ted find high-paying jobs at GNB, and helps Robin stay in the United States when her VISA is almost cancelled. One major comedic source is Barney's lack of ability with a firearm. He breaks up with her, hoping to get back together with Robin. 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